Date:
07.30.10
Author:
Sam
Title:
Sierra Designs and Kelty closeouts
Why the heck is Wilderness Exchange so great?
Surely you’ve asked yourself this question by now (several times more than likely). If you’re like most people you’ve probably constructed some sort of shrine to us on the vanity in your Boudoir. Like most of our clientele, you probably downloaded some images of our staff, took them to Kinko’s and had some giant glossy prints made. These prints are probably lovingly arranged all around your bed and have hearts and such doodled all over them. Like most folks, you probably have a favorite staff member and make a habit of kissing that particular photo every night before bed to ensure sweet dreams…
We understand. And frankly, its people like you that keep us going. You love us because we seem so confident, self assured, and ruggedly competent… maybe even a little dangerous. But deep down we’re all a bunch of sensitive, insecure cuddly-wuddley bears with body image issues… its true. We need the attention; we thrive on it; with out it we are nothing.
So anyway, here are the latest reasons to love us:
Closeout tents and sleeping bags from Sierra Designs and Kelty!!!!!!! – Never has it been so affordable to pitch a tent in your backyard and stay up all night with your “besties” giggling about which WildyX staff-member you think is cutest.
Check it:
So please people, take advantage of these great deals, and continue adoring us. That’s the main thing--your continued admiration. If we loose our fan base we’re liable to wind up like the Backstreet boys, New Kids on the Block or Britney Spears… and no one wants to see that happen.
SB
