Date:
04.22.10
Author:
Sam
Title:
Headlamps are a basic human right
In a perfect world, everyone would have a headlamp. Here at the WildyX, we believe that every man, woman, child, transvestite, transsexual, and geriatric person should own at least one headlamp, regardless of race, creed, orientation, socioeconomic standing, or criminal background.
Sadly, the rest of society doesn’t exactly share this view on headlamps. Change has to start somewhere though, and here at the WildyX, we consider ourselves revolutionaries. For the last 9.5 years, we have been undermining unjust societal norms, and offering deals on outdoor gear that have the Bourgeoisie of our industry sweating bullets.
One day we’ll be out on the street every Sunday morning cooking up a pankake breakfast for the neighborhood, and handing out headlamps to all those in need. But for now this is the best we can do:
Stay up,
SB
