An examination of the contrast between inexpensive Scarpa ski boots and horrible things

Part one.

There are a lot of bad things that happen in life, but the deals we have going on Scarpa boots is not one of them. Imagine some old lady in a Cadillac running over your foot and your dog in one fell swoop, then getting out of the car and flipping you off… now, imagine a new pair of Scarpa SPIRIT 4s for only $499.95…see what I mean?

How about if you had a choice between a new pair ofScarpa T1s (men’s or women’s), $479.95, or getting slapped in the face until you die by Evan Lasacek?

The point is: life can get a whole lot worse than getting a new pair of ski boots at a smokin’ deal. So do it now, and there is a good chance that nothing bad will ever happen to you (flawless logic, trust me).   

Don’t come crawling to me if your arm falls off saying “gee, I wish I had purchased those super cheap Scarpa boots before my arm fell off because now I can't afford them”, because I will just try to make you feel worse about your decision.

If your beard gets too long and you are mistaken for a terrorist and tortured for ever and ever, it will most likely be because you failed to buy new ski boots when you had the chance.

If you give birth to the essence of all evil…you’ll know why.

Play it safe, buy some boots.