Date:
12.08.09
Author:
Sam
Title:
Omega Pacific blems–what could possibly be better
We just received a bunch of cosmetic second climbing gear from Omega pacific. We are slanging this stuff crazy-cheap. I can’t even describe how happy this makes me. When I opened these boxes, I started sweating profusely, my hands became ice-cold, my nose started bleeding, I went blind for a second and then passed out. Sadly, none of that had anything to do with Omega Pacific, but that’s not the point. The point is: we now have some of the best deals on climbing gear this side of the Mississippi. It’s going to be interesting to see how our loyal dirt-bags mingle with our new affluent, upper-middle class clientele we seem to be attracting.
Check it:
-Omega Pacific MOUNTAIN AXE (blems) – if you can actually climb ice with these... then you are a harder man/woman/hermaphrodite than I. I'll bet Andy Donson could. Still, $30 for an ice-axe? What next, $20 ropes? No wonder they sold out in like two days.
-Omega Pacific OVAL (Blems) - ...hooray for ovals…
Can I get a witness… or at least a notary?
Sam