Date:
11.23.09
Author:
Sam
Title:
Death-metal in the workplace and Mountain Hardwear
So just where does one draw the lines between death-metal, tech-metal, hardcore, death-core, scream-core, grind-core and death-grind? It’s a useless question with no conceivable answer. Now I know what you may be thinking, “how in the holy heck does Samhain plan to relate metal-genres to Mountain Hardwear products?” My plan is simple; it revolves around fourth dimensional principals and quantum theory as it relates to the interconnectedness of the universe. However, because this plan is likely to transcend the minds of most of the staff, I have elected just to itemize the MH products that we received.
Here they are; they are ALL closeouts:
Lets wrap things up with a little quiz:
What kind of bear is best?
a. Black
b. Brown
c. Polar
d. Kodiak
What year did Samhain release their first album?
a. 1984
b. 1985
c. None of the above. Time is linear and circular simultaneously. Attempting to quantify and assign a numerical value to any moment in time is ultimately fruitless.
What kind of Mountain Hardwear apparel do we love most?
a. Inline
b. Totally awesome closeout stuff that screams “value” in an ear-splitting falsetto shriek
Anyone who can answer these questions correctly will receive a free pass to my seminar.
“To be hardcore, one must live hardcore”
-Some false prophet
